We met Ed at a bar randomly in Harrisburg, PA and he thought we were funny so we stayed in touch. He is a xoomer boomer who likes to go fishing and slam the brewskis whilst complaining about the president.

Since he's the only one with a normie tier white collar job, he was able to lend his expertise in computers and finance to help us make this company profitable in its early stages. He makes the boring charts and tells us to stop wasting money and sometimes we listen.

We're convinced he's John Goodman's long lost brother.