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Is SEO right for your business?
R. Mendoza
SEO can be a powerful tool for businesses big and small. If you're trying to get off the ground, SEO can take you there - if certain conditions are met. Once you know what SEO is, you can decide if it is right for you.
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morePepe Unchained: The new pepe or just another shitcoin?
R. Mendoza
Pepe Unchained dropped a bit over a week ago and it quickly became the talk of the town - boasting a layer 2 ecosystem and several exciting features that ultimately promise fast and low-fee transactions. But will people actually use it to transact? People don't even use bitcoin to transact...
moreHonoring a Fraud King
Edward Bucci
Hear ye hear ye – a new fraud king has been declared; one David Smith of Stamford, Connecticut. Unfortunately, we found out about him through the Stamford Advocate’s report on...
moreRacist Text Messages? FAKE NEWS!
R. Mendoza
Shortly after Trump was declared the winner of the 2024 election, dozens of headlines appeared on my feed about these racist texts being sent to black people about being selected for plantation work. Some of the texts include information about which labor group the people were assigned to and...
moreTDS Is Now a Single-Issue Thing
R. Mendoza
TDS (Trump derangement syndrome) is now a single-issue thing. The internet is exploding with an abundance of videos of libtards crying about the 2024 election results. But they’re all foids and they’re all saying the same thing. They’re all worried about their right to murder a baby. It’s...
moreWelcome to Fraudworld!
The following is a recovered entry from our previous blog.
Have you always known there was something wrong with the world? The 2008 housing crisis and the ongoing education bubble, 9/11, BlackRock… We aren’t here to drop redpills but if you are the kind of person who prefers to...
moreTech Boot Camp: Is It Worth It?
R. Mendoza
Short answer: no.
You probably know someone who got hired in tech with just their portfolio. They're self-taught, self-made, and the idol everyone points to. Taking a tech boot camp can be a good start to becoming this, but if you aren't someone who develops in their own...
moreHow to prevent your graphic shirts from fading
R. Mendoza
We've gotten a few complaints from customers that they love our designs but that they fade over time. What do you do then? Buy another of course!
But [not so much] kidding aside, if you want to keep your graphic tees and other apparel from fading, please follow the care...
moreWhat happened to the Clout Engine Blog?
R. Mendoza
If you haven't noticed, our blog content is gone! You can't even wayback it!
We have two theories as to what happened. The more prevalent and plausible theory is that our SEO guy fucked up the website by deleting some of our pages. As you may know, we have already dealt...
moreThe Four Stages of Grief Every Owner of a Weird Hat Goes Through
In a world saturated with meme apparel and cookie-cutter looks, donning a weird hat is a straight-up rebellion. A love letter to uniqueness. But, just like any other epic journey, wearing that standout hat from Clout Engine isn't all rainbows and...
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