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Clout Engine's Cesspool of Bad Takes

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SEO can be a powerful tool for businesses big and small. If you're trying to get off the ground, SEO can take you there - if certain conditions are met. Once you know what SEO is, you can decide if it is right for you.

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Pepe Unchained dropped a bit over a week ago and it quickly became the talk of the town - boasting a layer 2 ecosystem and several exciting features that ultimately promise fast and low-fee transactions. But will people actually use it to transact? People don't even use bitcoin to transact...

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Hear ye hear ye – a new fraud king has been declared; one David Smith of Stamford, Connecticut. Unfortunately, we found out about him through the Stamford Advocate’s report on...

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Shortly after Trump was declared the winner of the 2024 election, dozens of headlines appeared on my feed about these racist texts being sent to black people about being selected for plantation work. Some of the texts include information about which labor group the people were assigned to and...

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TDS (Trump derangement syndrome) is now a single-issue thing. The internet is exploding with an abundance of videos of libtards crying about the 2024 election results. But they’re all foids and they’re all saying the same thing. They’re all worried about their right to murder a baby. It’s...

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The following is a recovered entry from our previous blog.

Have you always known there was something wrong with the world? The 2008 housing crisis and the ongoing education bubble, 9/11, BlackRock… We aren’t here to drop redpills but if you are the kind of person who prefers to...

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Short answer: no.

You probably know someone who got hired in tech with just their portfolio. They're self-taught, self-made, and the idol everyone points to. Taking a tech boot camp can be a good start to becoming this, but if you aren't someone who develops in their own...

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We've gotten a few complaints from customers that they love our designs but that they fade over time. What do you do then? Buy another of course!

But [not so much] kidding aside, if you want to keep your graphic tees and other apparel from fading, please follow the care...

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If you haven't noticed, our blog content is gone! You can't even wayback it!

We have two theories as to what happened. The more prevalent and plausible theory is that our SEO guy fucked up the website by deleting some of our pages. As you may know, we have already dealt...

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In a world saturated with meme apparel and cookie-cutter looks, donning a weird hat is a straight-up rebellion. A love letter to uniqueness. But, just like any other epic journey, wearing that standout hat from Clout Engine isn't all rainbows and...

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