Sometimes orders get messed up. This is where Gregory comes in. He is the king of quality control - and by that we mean that if we tell him to he will personally drive an order to you when the shipping gets fucked up. Seriously. He went cross-country for a single hat one time. We don't know if he has a family or anything. But he seems pretty happy with his role at Clout Engine so we must be doing some sort of good.

Gregory can recite Pi to about 100 digits. He also has an encyclopedic knowledge of US politics and history. He is a stock market wiz and could have been a big deal on Wall Street if he wasn't an urchin troglodyte.