Vagel
Personal trainer
Vagel is a friend of ours who was there from the beginning when we were just learning how to make products by playing around in the editor to make personalized items for our peoples. He is an aspiring author and gentleman lifter. Sometimes he grows a funny old-timey oiled moustache which looks really funny when he lifts.
Since then, he has taken on the roll of team drill instructor. He stands over us and yells so that we can improve in the gym... which is just a bunch of crap we have lying around the office.
Vagel has a passion for urban planning and is a big proponent of walkable cities and viable public transit. He calls us carbrains because we are addicted to car-centric infrastructure.